Text Abbreviations, for Parents with Teenagers

Have you ever received a text message from one of your kids that made absolutely no sense at all? Have you ever watched your kids type a text message at the speed of 1000 words per second? Even better, your daughter or son sends you a text asking permission for something and before you can even type the words yes or no they have already sent you three more text asking "well can I"? It's a whole new language and I found this list of text abbreviations and thought I would pass it on to all of the parents in the world.

AFK	Away From Keyboard	BBL	Be Back Later
AFAIK	As Far As I Know	BRB	Be Right Back
ASL	Age, Sex & Location	BRT	Be Right There
CFN	Ciao For Now	DIKU	Do I Know You
CID	Consider It Done	DK	Don't Know
CM	Call Me	DWL	Dying With Laughter
CU	See You
EG	Evil Grin	FFS	For F**ks Sake
EL	Evil Laugh	FWIW	For What It’s Worth
EM?	Excuse Me?	FYEO	For Your Eyes Only
EOD	End Of Discussion	FYI	For Your Information
G2G/GTG	Got To Go	HAGD	Have A Great Day
GAL	Get A Life	HAGN	Have A Good Night
GBH	Great Big Hug	HAGO	Have A Good One
GBTW	Get Back To Work	HAK	Hugs And Kisses
GF	Girl Friend	HAND	Have A Nice Day
GFC	Going For Coffee	HB	Hurry Back
GFETE	Grinning From Ear To Ear
GL	Good Luck
IAC	In Any Case	JAS	Just A Second
IBTD	I Beg To Differ	JK	Joke
IC	I See	JM2C	Just My 2 Cents
ICBW	I Could Be Wrong	JT	Just Teasing
IDC	I Don't Care
IDK	I Don't Know	KK	OK (Bizarrely!)
IMCO	In My Considered Opinion	KWIM	Know What I Mean
IMHO	In My Humble Opinion
IMI	I Mean It
IRL	In Real Life
L8R	Later	M8	Mate
LMAO	Laugh My Ass Off	MIHAP	May I Have Your Attention Please
LOL	Laugh Out Loud	MKOP	My Kind Of Place
		MMS	Multimedia Messaging System
		MSG	Message
		MYOB	Mind Your Own Business
N1	Nice One	OIC	Oh, I See
N2M	Not To Mention	OMG	Oh My God
NALOPKT	Not A Lot Of People Know That	OOC	Out Of Character
NAP/NP/NPS	Not A Problem	OTOH	On The Other Hand
NBD	No Big Deal
NBIF	No Basis In Fact	PAW	Parents Are Watching
NC	No Comment	PCM	Please Call Me
NE1	Anyone	PLS	Please
NM	Never Mind	PM	Personal/Private Message
NRN	No Reply Necessary	PML	Pee Myself Laughing
NSFW	Not Safe For Work	PPL	People
NTK	Nice To Know
NTYMI	Now That You Mention It	QQ	Crying
NW	No Way	QT	Cutie
RBAY	Right Back At Ya	SH	Stuff Happens
RLF	Real Life Friend	SMAIM	Send Me An Instant Message
ROFL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing!	SMEM	Send Me E-Mail
ROFLMAO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off!	SRY	Sorry
ROFLOL	Roll On Floor Laughing Out Loud!	STFU	Shut The F**k Up
ROTFL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing!	SYS	See You Soon
TAFN	That's All For Now	UR	You Are
TB	Text Back	URW	You Are Welcome
TDTM	Talk Dirty To Me
TFN	Thanks For Nothing	VBG	Very Big Grin
THX	Thanks	VFM	Value For Money
TIC	Tongue In Cheek	VM	Voice Mail
TM	Trust Me
TTYL	Talk To You Later
TXT	Text
TYVM	Thank You Very Much
W8	Wait	X	Kiss
WFM	Works For Me	XME	Excuse Me
WG	Wicked Grin	XOXO	Hugs And Kisses
WKND	Weekend
WRK	Work	YKW?	You Know What?
WTB	Want To Buy	YNK	You Never Know
WTF	What The F**k	YPI	Your Point Is
WTG	Way To Go!	YW	You're Welcome
WYP	What's Your Problem?
WYS	Whatever You Say	ZZZ	Sleeping, Bored, Tired
WYT	Whatever You Think
WYWH	Wish You Were Here